Posted by: Dr. Y. | June 10, 2019

African Joke: Let’s be Clever, rather than Barbaric

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Woman worried (Source: self.com)

It is 11PM and a woman worries because her husband is not yet back. She decides to call him.

The wife: “Hello

A woman: “Yes hello

The wife: “Can I please talk to the owner of the phone?

A woman: “No. He is resting. We just finished making love.

The wife: “Can I leave him a message.

A woman: “Talk… you never know.”

The wife: “Tell him that it is his doctor who is calling to make sure that he is taking his antiretrovirals, his antibiotics against chlamydia and the hepatitis B treatment.

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Couple in bed (Source: Avert.com)

A woman: “What? He has all these illnesses?

The wife: “Yes, and you know how new patients have the tendencies to be negligent; we have to follow up with them all the time.

A woman: “Idiot ! Rise up ! Dirty AIDS sufferer ! Jerk ! Pussy thief ! Get out of my place ! My God oooo, I am dead!”

The wife, quietly: “Thank you Lord, he is coming home.”

The original in French is found on Nouchi.com . Translated to English by Dr. Y. Afrolegends.com


Responses

  1. It is funny.

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