Posted by: Dr. Y. | October 6, 2015

Blague africaine: Le Safari / African Joke: the Safari

African Savanna

African Savanna

Deux Européens sont en safari en Afrique. Soudain, un lion sort de la brousse et se jette sur un des gars. Après une dure bataille il réussit à se dégager de la bête et à la faire fuir. Il rejoint alors son ami tout ensanglanté et les vêtements en lambeaux.
Espèce d’idiot, pourquoi tu n’as pas tiré? Ce lion a failli me tuer.
Mais tu m’as dit que c’était un fusil pour les éléphants…

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Lion

Lion

Two Europeans on a safari trip in Africa. All of a sudden a lion comes out of the forest and attacks one of the guys. After a hard battle, he manages to free himself from the beast, and makes it flee. He then joins his friend all bloodied up, with his clothes in tatters.

You Idiot, why didn’t you open fire? This lion almost killed me.

But you told me this was a gun only for elephants…


Responses

  1. Good one.
    Leslie

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