While flirting with a girl he met, Tom caresses her thigh.
The girl tells him, “Handsome, remember psalm 1, verse 29”
Tom apologizes, but 20 min later, he starts again. The girl repeats again “psalm 1, verse 29.”
That night, when he gets home, he opens his bible to find psalm 1, verse 29.
Here is what the psalm says: “Go further in your search and you will find glory.”
Tom, astounded says, “Damn! I am so unlucky!”
P.S.: I had you … right? If you open your Bible, you will see that the first psalm in the Book of Psalms does not have 29 verses but only 6. Smile for the day is bright!