– “The car cannot start,” says a woman to her husband. “There is water in the carburetor.”

– “Water is the carburetor? But how could you possibly know that? You don’t even know what is a carburetor!”

– “I tell you again,” says the woman, “there is water in the carburetor. I am absolutely certain of it.”

– “Ok. I will go see what I can do. Where is the car?”

– “In the swimming pool…”

The original in French is found on Nouchi.com . Translated to English by Dr. Y. Afrolegends.com