The pastor baptized Yao Koffi Kan by dumping his head in the water three times. After the 3^rd time, he says: “You are now baptized, you are now a new creature; your old creature is dead. No more alcohol. Your new name is DAVID.”

David returns home and goes to the fridge, takes a cold beer, dips it in water 3 times ploo, ploo, ploo… and says: “you are now a new creature, your old creature is gone, your new name is ORANGE JUICE.”

The original in French is found on Nouchi.com . Adapted and Translated to English by Dr. Y. Afrolegends.com