Proverbe sur le temps / Proverb on Time Gone

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Oiseau / Bird

Le temps est comme l’oiseau; si vous ne le saisissez pas, il est parti (Proverbe Ashanti – Ghana).

Time is like a bird; if you don’t catch it, it is gone (Ashanti proverb – Ghana).

Blague Africaine: la dictée / African Joke: The Spelling Test

bicycleLe maître commence la dictée. “Le titre est: ‘la bicyclette’.” Tamo, un élève, demande à son voisin Toto, “psss Toto, pardon aide-moi, j’ai oublié où on met le ‘y’ … c’est à quel niveau, byciclette ou bicyclette?”

Toto de répondre, “ah kah, laisse-nous ça, tu refléchis trop. Moi j’ai déjà écrit ‘vélo“!

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The teacher starts the dictation test. “The title is, ‘the bicycle’.” Tamo, a student, asks his neighbor Toto, “psss, Toto, please help me, I have forgotten where the ‘y’ goes … is it bycicle or bicycle, which one is it?”

Toto to answer, “ah kah… you think too much. I have already written ‘bike!”

How to Fly a Rhino

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Rhinoceros (Source: Getty images)

I never thought of flying a rhino until the BBC published an article on the subject the other day. Imagine flying a 1.5 tonne animal in an airplane: what does it entail? what are the challenges? why do it in the first place? Here are a few excerpts from the article; for the full version, check out the article ‘How do you get a rhino to fly‘. At the end of the article, I felt sad that humanity has come to this in order to preserve an endangered species from humans! Is the answer to relocate all endangered species all over the world to avoid extinction? Any ideas?

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Several rhinoceroses (Source: ndtv.com)

… 12 white rhinos have just left their native South Africa for a new life in a nearby country, as part of an anti-poaching project.

The beasts spent 15 hours in a truck, plane, and helicopter to get from a game park in KwaZulu Natal, on South Africa’s east coast, to their new location.

Step 1: Blindfold and ear plugs

“The animals are caught and put into a steel crate that’s specially designed to contain them, and designed to fit in the aircraft.”

… “You have to immobilize them – make them go to sleep completely, and then blindfold them. And then you put earplugs in their ears.

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Original location of the rhinos

And then, you slowly give them a little bit of [sedative] reversal, enough so they can stand up. They’re uncoordinated at that stage – so then you put a rope round their heads and you pull them slowly into the crate.

They have to walk on their own feet because they’re very heavy. You can’t move a tonne of sleeping meat!”

The rhinos need to be awake throughout the flight so they can move their legs and regulate their own breathing. “The problem with a flight that long and an animal this big, is that if it lies for too long, that restricts circulation to the leg. And they get pins and needles – and then occasionally the animal could lose the use of that leg.”…

Step 2: Roll it into the plane

Then comes the heavy lifting. With the rhinos safely in their transport crates, a crane lifts them onto the back of a truck bound for the airport.

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Rhinos being sedated (Source: Getty images)

Next, the crane deposits them on a loading vehicle, which will move them on to a plane.

“In this case we had rollers on the floor,” … “We just laid them onto the rollers, and then rolled them into the aircraft. …

The process involves a significant team of human helpers. “The loading – you’ve normally got between 10 or 12 people per rhino. And we normally do two at a time, so 25 people.”

Sadly, the move requires an armed security contingent due to the threat from poachers. Trading in rhino horn has been banned globally for four decades, but the substance – traditionally used in Chinese medicine – has a higher black market value than gold or cocaine.

there are four rhinos airborne at any one time, “in a big military transport plane”.

For all the other steps, go to the BBC page.

Proverbe sur l’action immediate / Proverb on Immediate Action

water_3Qui arrive le premier à la source, boit l’eau la plus pure (Proverbe Sukuma et Bayombe – Republique Democratique du Congo (RDC)). – Ne tardez pas à agir.

Who arrives first at the river, drinks the purest water (Sukuma and Bayombe Proverb – Democratic Republic of Congo (DRC)). – Do not wait to act.

Meet Nigeria’s First Bobsleigh Team

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Flag and map of Nigeria

It was a pleasure to learn about Nigeria’s first Bobsleigh team, and 2018 winter Olympics hopefuls. Seun Adigun, Ngozi Onwumere, Akuoma Omeoga hope to qualify for the Winter Olympics, and be not only Nigeria’s first winter olympians, but also Africa’s first Bobsleigh representative. True these former track & field athletes are all based in the US, and grew up there, but we applaud their dedication, and perseverance, and wish them the very best as they start on this ‘never before done’ journey. Thumbs up to them!

Proverbe sur le travail bien fait / Proverb on hard work

PirogueLe rameur ne craint pas les vagues (Proverbe Badjoue – Cameroun).- Bien faire et laisser dire.

The rower does not fear waves (Badjoue proverb – Cameroon).- Do well and let others talk.

Timbuktu: Saving One of the World’s Oldest Universities

Everybody on the blog loved this video of Timbuktu about its great university, one of the world’s oldest universities. I loved these centuries’ old manuscripts on medicine, art, literature, astronomy, and other subjects. The idea that my ancestors knew all these things, and that even today people are still trying to decipher these, make me so proud. The great historian Ibn Battuta talked about Timbuktu’s great universities, scientists, and scribes, and the beauty and wealth of the place when he visited in the 1300s. Enjoy the video below.

Plus de Peur / No more Fear Proverb

Fire.jpgLe charbon ne craint pas le feu (proverbe Dogon – Mali). – Vous en avez bien vu d’autres.

The coal does not fear the fire (Dogon proverb – Mali). – You’ve seen worse.

The Story of Three Friends

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Vulture

A long long time ago, yes it was at the beginning of the world, there were three friends: the vulture, the hornbill, and the hen who became sick. The first one was suffering from baldness, the second from an anomaly on the beak, and the third from cramps on its legs. To make themselves heard, they started singing.

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Hornbill feeding another

Adaunia Nomba
Dauni Nomba yôyé
Dauni Nomba
Inden sanga nomba kôyé
Life here
what life here !
Life is in auction !

God did not answer, so they decided to go see Him directly so that He would heal them. The hen challenged:

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Hen

My friends let’s not go beyond protocol, God will not delay. By acting as you intend to, we will make Him angry. Why the hurry?

The vulture and the hornbill did not listen to the hen and went up the sky flying as hard as possible. As they rose higher and higher, God arrived and healed the hen. Since then, the vulture has remained bald, and the hornbill has a crooked beak. To this day, they keep hovering in the air in search of God.

The French original can be found on Ouologuem Blog. Translated to English by Dr. Y., Afrolegends.com

Proverbe Tchadien sur déléguer les choses / Chadian Proverb on Delegating

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Feet / Pied / Pe

Envoyez un autre à votre place, vos pieds auront du repos, mais pas votre coeur (Proverbe Bornu – Tchad).

Send someone in your stead, your feet will rest, but not your heart (Bornu proverb – Chad).